"Trust Me, I'm a Machinist" T-Shirt | Funny Machinist Gift

Size Guide
Find your fit
All our gear is built on classic-fit Gildan blanks — true to size with a comfortable, not-too-slim cut. If you like room to move (or you're layering over a work shirt), size up.
Since everything is made to order, we can't accept returns for ordering the wrong size — so take a minute here before you buy. When in doubt, measure a shirt you already own and love, and match it to the chart.
How to measure
- Chest: measure under your arms, around the fullest part of your chest.
- Length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Compare to the charts below. Between two sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000)
5.3 oz, 100% cotton (preshrunk), classic fit. Sizes S–5XL.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 |
| 5XL | 62–64 | 35 |
Fit note: Classic, true-to-size fit with a ribbed collar and taped neck/shoulders. Most folks order their normal size; size up for a roomier feel.
Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee (Gildan 2400)
6.0 oz, 100% cotton (preshrunk), classic fit, ribbed cuffs. Sizes S–5XL.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 42–44 | 30 |
| XL | 46–48 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–52 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–56 | 33 |
| 4XL | 58–60 | 34 |
| 5XL | 62–64 | 35 |
Fit note: Same classic body as the tee with longer ribbed-cuff sleeves and a double-needle hem. True to size; size up to layer.
Heavy Blend Hoodie (Gildan 18500)
8.0 oz, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, classic fit, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Sizes S–5XL.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 27 |
| M | 40–42 | 28 |
| L | 44–46 | 29 |
| XL | 48–50 | 30 |
| 2XL | 52–54 | 31 |
| 3XL | 56–58 | 32 |
| 4XL | 60–62 | 33 |
| 5XL | 64–66 | 34 |
Fit note: Classic, slightly roomy hoodie fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband. Order your normal size for a standard fit; size up if you like it oversized. Note: the White color can appear slightly off-white due to the 50/50 blend — that's the fabric, not a defect.
These charts are general guides. Because garments are measured by hand, allow roughly 1 inch of variance. Questions about fit? Email support@shopaftershiftco.com.