{"product_id":"machinist-t-shirt-trust-me-im-a-machinist-vintage-gear-tee","title":"\"Trust Me, I'm a Machinist\" T-Shirt | Funny Machinist Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrust me, I'm a machinist — I work to the thousandth and round down for fun. This \u003cstrong\u003efunny machinist t-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the maker who reads micrometers in their sleep and turns raw stock into parts that actually fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eManual lathe or CNC, day shift or graveyard, this tee wears your trade with pride — a vintage tool-and-gear emblem in muted gold sits front and center, announcing shop-floor cred without shouting. Made for the shop, the parts run, and the coffee break in between. Printed to order in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e medium-weight 5.3 oz, 100% cotton (preshrunk) — Gildan 5000\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e durable DTG front graphic that won't crack or peel like a cheap iron-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e classic unisex, true to size — size up for a roomier fit; ribbed collar with taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order and printed in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed fresh when you buy. Allow 2–7 business days for production plus shipping. Estimated total U.S. delivery: 7–15 business days. Tracking sent by email when it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for wrong size or change of mind — please check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering. Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded within 30 days of delivery. Slight color\/print variation is normal for DTG and not a defect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGildan 5000 · For adults · Made in Nicaragua, printed in the USA. 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