{"product_id":"carpenter-long-sleeve-tee-trust-me-im-a-carpenter-vintage-hammer-saw-work-shirt","title":"\"Trust Me, I'm a Carpenter\" Long Sleeve Tee | Funny Carpentry Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrust me, I'm a carpenter — I measure twice and cut once (most days). This \u003cstrong\u003efunny carpenter long sleeve tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the woodworker who frames, finishes, and fixes what the last guy got wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFramer, finish carpenter, or weekend woodworker, this long sleeve wears your trade with pride — a vintage crossed hammer and chisel with a sunburst sits front and center. Made for the job site, the workshop, and cool mornings layered under a flannel. Printed to order in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e heavier 6.0 oz\/yd² vintage-feel cotton (solid colors 100% cotton) — sturdy midweight that holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e durable DTG front graphic that won't crack or peel like a cheap iron-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e classic unisex with ribbed collar and cuffs and taped shoulders — runs slightly small, so size up for a roomier fit or for layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order and printed in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed fresh when you buy. Allow 2–7 business days for production plus shipping. Estimated total U.S. delivery: 7–15 business days. Tracking sent by email when it ships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for wrong size or change of mind — please check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering (this long sleeve runs small). Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are replaced or refunded within 30 days of delivery. Slight color\/print variation is normal for DTG and not a defect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eReturn Policy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor adults · Made to order, printed in the USA · Meets EU REACH. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shop After Shift Co","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47928078532802,"sku":"10536627345174621893","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47928078565570,"sku":"21205900168988098924","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47928078598338,"sku":"21276847214349047895","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47928078631106,"sku":"13259839945671341866","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47928078663874,"sku":"20934409078460023948","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47928078696642,"sku":"27583359328445271036","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47928078729410,"sku":"27383104144878890716","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47928078762178,"sku":"18506778200147257009","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/5317\/8818\/files\/7370721997986975818_2048.jpg?v=1781858229","url":"https:\/\/shopaftershiftco.com\/products\/carpenter-long-sleeve-tee-trust-me-im-a-carpenter-vintage-hammer-saw-work-shirt","provider":"Shop After Shift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}